The Pornstar Martini is practically the default cocktail order of the last decade, so it was inevitable someone would do an AF version. Sir James 101's Passionfruit Martini sticks faithfully to the flavour template: passionfruit up front, vanilla sweetness in the body, and a clean fruity finish. The passionfruit juice is present at 0.1% from concentrate — which is a trace amount — but the natural flavouring does the heavy lifting. The aroma hits sweet passionfruit and vanilla immediately. On the palate the sweetness is prominent without quite tipping into cloying, and the acidity from citric acid provides enough lift to stop it sitting flat. There is no real complexity here — this is not trying to be a sophisticated cocktail, it is trying to taste like passionfruit. It largely succeeds. At 9g sugar per 100ml and 38 kcal per 100ml it sits lighter than the caloric reality of an actual Pornstar Martini, which is something. The can format makes it convenient for a garden party or celebration where you want something festive without the rounds getting complicated. Serve straight from the fridge; no need for a prosecco shot on the side, though the brand suggests the option.