
Oh My Goth Coffee Stout
A dark, smooth non-alcoholic coffee stout from Girls Who Grain, the brewing arm of Women-led roastery Girls Who Grind Coffee. Velvety and bold, with real coffee from women growers.
About This Drink
Girls Who Grain is the brewing side of Girls Who Grind Coffee, a women-led roastery that sources its beans from female growers. Oh My Goth is their non-alcoholic coffee stout, and the coffee inside it is genuinely from their own roasting operation rather than a flavouring. The beer is built around grains, coffee, a touch of vanilla and a gentle lift of hops. The description from the brewery is honest: dark and smooth, full-bodied and velvety, with layers of flavour. The coffee character is not the sharply bitter espresso style — the roast they use from their own range is designed for sweetness and body, with toffee and chocolate at its core, so what you get is a more rounded, chocolatey stout note than a sharp, roasty one. At 0.5% ABV it sits in the technically low-alcohol bracket rather than fully alcohol-free. The sourcing story matters here: buying this supports women in coffee growing as well as brewing, and for a stout in this category it has more character than most. It's best treated as a serious drink rather than an alcohol-free novelty.





